From the album: To The Bottom of The Sea Easy, repetetive and fun to play C C My Granny while on her death bed F C she turned and said to me F G C (pluck strings 1, 2, 3 after playing chord) Why must you view life so morbidly C C well i tried to teach you right F C but somewhere i went wrong F G C Cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs C C Well 6 pallbearers put her down F G C and lay her body in the ground F my eyes were wet G C (pluck 1, 2, 3) my face was very long C C the pastor said "son, here you are, F G C wont you please take this guitar, F G C sing dear departed granny one last song." C G F C And I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F G C hell you know thats how i get along C G The world is full of tragedy F C so how can it be wrong? F G C Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs. C F Well I was shopping at hot topic C G and I was walking out the door C G when two dumb jocks came up to me F C they said "Hey fag, it aint halloween" F G C and they kicked my lipstick to the floor C G F C and i sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F G C well you know thats how i get along C G F C The world is full of IDIOTS so how can it be wrong? F G C Singing your Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs C F Well I went down to church on sunday C G I sat upfront in a Pew C G F C The Priest said "Jesus and Mary too! Son, what the devil's got into you? F G C Get up and sing a hymn or two!" C G F C So I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F G C Yeah You know thats how i get along! C G F C The world's full of Hypocrisy so how can it be wrong? F G C Singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs. C F I was invited to the white house C G The president pulled me aside C G He said "Son sing us a song of peace for those, F C Evil do-ers in the middle east!" F G C I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme! C G F C I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F G C Hell you know thats how i get along C G The world is Full of 'W' F C So how can it be wrong? F G C (Strum repeatedly) Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs C C Well then I died and went to hell F G C I could tell right away by the awful smell F G C That this was clearly not the pearly gates C C The devil said "Come here young man, F G C My wife and I are your biggest fans" F G C So naturally i felt i had it made C G F well then he reached into an iron chest F G C and he picked the tool, that he felt was best C G and then he jabbed me in the schlong F G C with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs! F G C He turned to me and winked and sang this song C G F C He sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F G C Yeah I know thats how you got along C G I find your song Hilarious! F G C But now your soul's precarious! F G C Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs Im just kiddin' kid, welcome to hell enjoy the buffet C G F C DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F G C Hell you know thats how we get along C G The world is full of Sinners F C so how can it be wrong? F G C(keep strumming) Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs G C to finish Enjoy.